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My Gay Journey 🦄

A timeline of slaying, serving, and spreading the gay agenda ✨

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Chief Fabulousness Officer

Slaying 💅

Gay Agenda HQ 🏳️‍🌈

Leading the global initiative to spread love, acceptance, and absolutely stunning fashion choices across the multiverse.

Forever & Always 💖
Everywhere There's Love 💕
Living My Truth
Gay Achievements 🏆
  • Successfully recruited 10M+ people into the gay agenda through impeccable vibes
  • Invented a new shade of rainbow that scientists are still trying to understand
  • Made heteronormativity question its life choices with a single hair flip 💅
S

Professional Girlboss

Slayed 🌈

Slay Industries ✨

Serving looks and writing code that's so clean, even Marie Kondo would cry with joy.

Slay 2024 - Slay 2025
The Runway (Remote)
Full-Time Iconic
Gay Achievements 🏆
  • Wrote code so elegant it made senior devs weep tears of pride 🌈
  • Single-handedly increased office morale by 420% with my outfit choices
  • Turned every standup into a TED Talk on self-love and acceptance
  • Made the production server gay (it now only deploys during Pride month)
  • Created an AI that only responds with 'yas queen' and 'slay' (99.99% accuracy)
Q

Certified Icon

Too Iconic

Queer Coders Collective 🌈

Building gay infrastructure for a gayer future. One rainbow commit at a time.

Since Birth tbh
Your Local Pride Parade
Lifestyle Brand
Gay Achievements 🏆
  • Founded the first ever LGBTQ+ coding bootcamp (dress code: serve)
  • Created a programming language where every variable is 'queen'
  • Served 1M+ users with extra glitter on the side
  • Integrated all payment gateways with mandatory rainbow loading spinners
  • Dashboard featured more sparkles than the Vegas strip ✨

Discontinued because we were TOO iconic and the world wasn't ready 💅

R

Vibe Architect

Too Iconic

Rainbow Tech LLC 🦄

Engineering solutions that make straight code look personally victimized by our fabulousness.

Pre-Stonewall - Present
Wherever There's WiFi & Pride
Eternal Mood
Gay Achievements 🏆
  • Scaled the gayness to 10M+ users worldwide 🌍
  • Tech stack: love, acceptance, React, and aggressive positivity
  • Oauth2 integration but make it fashion
  • Built a payment system that accepts hugs as currency
  • Created an Image Recognition AI that can identify bad fashion from 50 meters

We didn't discontinue, we just evolved to a higher plane of existence ✨

F

Professional Gay

Acquired ✨

Fabulous Startups Inc 💖

Serving excellence and hot takes since day one. No heteronormativity allowed in my codebase.

Since I came out 🌈
On The Guest List, Always
Living Legend
Gay Achievements 🏆
  • Reached 55M+ users who all confirmed I'm THAT person
  • Horizontally scaled not just the servers but also the love 💕
  • Payment gateway accepts: cards, crypto, and compliments
  • Every commit message is a positive affirmation

Acquired by Big Gay Inc. for an undisclosed amount of love and support 🏳️‍🌈

Made with and Gay Pride 🏳️‍🌈