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Gaurav 🦄

Professional Gay | Chief Fabulousness Officer

Gay Agenda HQ 🏳️‍🌈gaurav@xinacy.comin/Xinacyxinacy.com

🌈 WHO I AM (VERY GAY)

Certified Professional Gay™ with expertise in slaying code, spreading the gay agenda, and making every codebase fabulously queer. Skilled in being iconic, serving looks, and turning heteronormative software into a pride parade. Currently accepting offers from companies with excellent rainbow lighting. 💅✨

💼 GAY EXPERIENCE

Chief Fabulousness Officer

Gay Agenda HQ 🏳️‍🌈

Forever & Always 💖
Everywhere There's Love 💕
  • Successfully recruited 10M+ people into the gay agenda through impeccable vibes
  • Invented a new shade of rainbow that scientists are still trying to understand
  • Made heteronormativity question its life choices with a single hair flip 💅

Professional Girlboss

Slay Industries ✨

Slay 2024 - Slay 2025
The Runway (Remote)
  • Wrote code so elegant it made senior devs weep tears of pride 🌈
  • Single-handedly increased office morale by 420% with my outfit choices
  • Turned every standup into a TED Talk on self-love and acceptance
  • Made the production server gay (it now only deploys during Pride month)
  • Created an AI that only responds with 'yas queen' and 'slay' (99.99% accuracy)

Certified Icon

Queer Coders Collective 🌈

Since Birth tbh
Your Local Pride Parade
  • Founded the first ever LGBTQ+ coding bootcamp (dress code: serve)
  • Created a programming language where every variable is 'queen'
  • Served 1M+ users with extra glitter on the side
  • Integrated all payment gateways with mandatory rainbow loading spinners
  • Dashboard featured more sparkles than the Vegas strip ✨

Vibe Architect

Rainbow Tech LLC 🦄

Pre-Stonewall - Present
Wherever There's WiFi & Pride
  • Scaled the gayness to 10M+ users worldwide 🌍
  • Tech stack: love, acceptance, React, and aggressive positivity
  • Oauth2 integration but make it fashion
  • Built a payment system that accepts hugs as currency
  • Created an Image Recognition AI that can identify bad fashion from 50 meters

Professional Gay

Fabulous Startups Inc 💖

Since I came out 🌈
On The Guest List, Always
  • Reached 55M+ users who all confirmed I'm THAT person
  • Horizontally scaled not just the servers but also the love 💕
  • Payment gateway accepts: cards, crypto, and compliments
  • Every commit message is a positive affirmation

🎓 GAY EDUCATION

Bachelor of Being Fabulous (in Gay & Slaying)

The School of Life · Everywhere · Since Forever

Minor in Professional Shade Throwing · GPA: Iconic/Iconic 💅

✨ GAY SKILLS

Being Gay: Professional Level, Expert, Master Certified 🏳️‍🌈
Slaying: Code, Looks, Presentations, Life Goals, The Patriarchy ✨
Spreading Joy: Hugs, Compliments, Positive Vibes, Glitter (non-biodegradable, sorry) 💖
Languages: Gay, Fluent Sarcasm, Python, TypeScript, Love 💕
Frameworks: React, Next.js, The Gay Agenda, Self-Love, Radical Acceptance
Tools: Eyebrow Tweezers, Git, Docker, Excellent Taste, Rainbow Flags

References available upon request (they're all my friends and they think I'm fabulous) 💅

Made with and Gay Pride 🏳️‍🌈